Two For The Show artist: Trooper tabbed by: simescan intro: (piano), then...G Bm C G C-G G Two for the show Bm And my mother wants to go C C6 It'll break her heart when I tell her G C - G She's too old G I'm in my place Bm I got makeup all over my face C C6 I think I know my lines G But I dunno Chorus: C One for the money G Two for the show C G Three for the lady on the radio C Four might be the one G You'll never know, you'll never know Am D If only there was a better way to go (way to go) C G Two for the show G Waiting in the wings Bm While the queen of virtue sings C C6 It'll break her heart when I tell her G C - G She's out of key G If they gave her half a chance Bm She could soon learn how to dance C C6 So she could earn her living G Gracefully Chorus: C One for the money G Two for the show C G Three for the lady on the radio C Four might be the one G You'll never know, you'll never know Am D If only there was a better way to go (way to go) G Two for the show instrumental: ( verse chords ) repeat chorus once, then C one for the money G two for the show.......( fade )